| 1. |
Does
a dog bouncing around like Tigger and sometimes making contact
with your chin at speeds of 100 miles an hour |
|
a. |
terrify you |
|
b. |
make you laugh |
|
c. |
make you cry and
laugh at the same time |
| 2. |
Training
a dog should be |
|
a. |
Fun, fun, fun for
everyone involved |
|
b. |
Strict and to the
letter, training is a serious job -- particularly with a crazy
dog like a Malinois |
|
c. |
a once in awhile
thing |
|
d. |
daily and in small
doses but fun, fun, fun |
3.
|
Dogs
doing laps in my house while using the house and walls as
springboards |
|
a. |
Would never be
tolerated |
|
b. |
Would make me
giggle |
|
c. |
Would make me
increase outdoor exercise in the hopes of sparing my couch |
| 4. |
Air
snapping is? |
|
a. |
Very dangerous and
a sign of bad temperament |
|
b. |
An expression of
joy |
|
c. |
I don't know |
|
d. |
A dog trying to
protect me from ghosts |
|
e. |
A motor pattern
that expresses itself in various ways depending on the situation |
| 5. |
You
are |
|
a. |
A bit of a couch
potato |
|
b. |
A bit of a couch
potato but want to be motivated to get moving |
|
c. |
What's a couch? |
6.
|
Having
to explain bruises to your doctor who explains that he thinks
you may be anemic or better yet thinks you are battered |
|
a. |
embarrasses you |
|
b. |
makes you feel
like part of the Mal owner club |
|
c. |
makes you secretly
grin -- why explain? Let him wonder. |
|
d. |
You don't have to
explain, you already checked the "other" box when
filling out your paper work and added Malinois owner to your
list of ailments |
7.
|
When
folks tell you that you cannot handle a Malinois does it |
|
a. |
Make you want one
more |
|
b. |
Scare you but make
you want one more |
|
c. |
Make you look at
other more mellow breeds |
| 8. |
Do
you |
|
a. |
dream about Mals |
|
b. |
Look at websites
and pictures with an ache in your chest |
|
c. |
Long to be an
extreme dog owner |
|
d. |
Don't care what it
takes to be a good owner ...you are committed |
|
e. |
All of the above |
